Happy Thanksgivingmas to you and yours! For those of you reading IBBB from different, less desirable countries, Thanksgiving is an American holiday where we all celebrate Jesus sailing to the United States of America on the Nina and seeing his shadow on the 3rd day. From there he created the Easter bunny and one-day sales all across our great country. So raise your glass of Crystal Pepsi and give thanks to Santa Christ for such a lovely day!
This year I am grateful for: The Hills getting picked up for a 5th season, endless white-trash Harriet Carter products, and my switch from vodka tonic to vodka soda.
This year I am not grateful for singing "Reunited" by Peaches and Herb with my friend at a bar last night. I am not grateful for the cold I have. I am not grateful for drunken emails and/or text messages.
The end. F'n gobble gobble.