I won't lie. I still can't wrap my mind around what exactly is "Miley Cyrus." She's a cartoon, I'm assuming? Anyway, every once in a while I see photos of Miley and some dude, Gaston (??), out and about and read the articles attached saying that 16 year old Miley is dating 20 year old Gaston.
Ok, I have a quick question. This dude is supposed to be a model of some sort. So what 20 year old male model is saying to himself, "You know who's totally hot? 16 year old Miley Cyrus!" This guy could get any girl he wanted and he's chasing after hillbilly teeth?
I have an idea, Gaston. How's about you focus your 20's on banging actual models who are actually your age? Sound like a plan? You'll thank me later when you avoid a prison sentence.
P.S I'm pretty sure Miley just started her period so, uh, yeah.....too young.