Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Britney's 27th Birthday at Tenjune in New York. Dear Tenjune, Will Ya Let Me in For Once?

Britney Spears and her 27 year old rack celebrated her birthday by attending a fiesta (ole!) at Tenjune in New York last night. Britney was surrounded by most people she didn't know and was given her 15th birthday cake of the day. Giving awkward smiles with her trademark "open mouth" laugh and other Whitney Port facial expressions, Britney was said to have had a great time.

Most importantly is my appeal to Tenjune.

Dear Tenjune,

I've been trying to get into your establishment for 1.5 years. I've eaten next door at STK countless times in hopes that someone would magically just let me sneak down the stairs and into the backdoor of Tenjune. No luck. So please send me a personal invitation and possibly even a night of free drinks. In turn, I will write about what a great time I had there. Deal? Email me.


P.S --> I prefer to be there on a night when an Olsen Twin is at the bar.

This open letter was sponsored by the letter "P" and Goya.

1 comment:

Taylor said...

I finally watched all of her 'documentary' and I figured out why she didn't accept any responsibility for herself. She's crazy. And I don't mean that in a mean way, its the truth. I don't know if you have any true crazies in your family ( I DO ) manic depressive, clinically depressed, etc.... they are all like that. They don't get it, and you can tell from listening to her, she's saying what she thinks she should say, but never truly owns up. And of course her life is boring, she can't have her strung out episodes anymore. But regardless, I do like her..but we're never gonna get the 'truth' she doesn't think REAL therapy is necessary ( counseling etc... ) she just needs to dance and sing and work....... thats all she needs y'all. And if thats the case, she always be right were she is.. Limbo..from the latin word Limbus.. the edge of hell. :(