Thursday, December 18, 2008

Eck! How Drunk is Suri!

Seriously, what a mess! I mean, how drunk is Suri!? Tom Cruise may be all over the place promoting the ever loving piss out of his new movie, "Hitler Was Just Misunderstood" but he should be tackling some family issues, stat. These family issues are, of course, Suri being a fall down drunk. Look at her! She's so trashed she has to be carried out of Katie Holmes play, "All My Sons." And did you ever notice how Suri seems to slur all of her words all of the time? Even Katie is forced to carry Suri's brown paper bag of wine. Someone get Suri the help she needs and get her the help now! Is there a height restriction to checking into Promises Rehab?


Anonymous said...

That's probably the best Suri joke I've ever read. Good work!

Anonymous said...

thanks, again, for making my day!

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