Friday, January 16, 2009

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • kicked in the vag (Nicki Blonsky's mother. Ding Ding Ding!)

  • olivia palermo sucks (I wish)

  • "bigger the ass" (Small the chest)

  • a pig called Harriet (Carter!)

  • are girls impressionable (Diddler alert! Diddler alert!)

  • aretha franklin diarrhea (ch ch change....change your drawers)

  • celebrity blonde accidental nudity show crotch green dress (is it bad that I know that this person is searching for Lindsay Lohan when she was on that boat?)

  • Christmas church jokes (you've, clearly, come to the right place for that)

  • drunk girl fack up ass (yeah, fack her)

  • has anyone ever died from intervention on a&e (yes, just me inside)

  • heidi you're a whore with a bad spanish accent (si senor. more tequila jose!)

  • how to get the white trash pregnant look (that's it, aim high)

  • inflatable horse dong (hahahaha I swear to God)

  • is Christmas on the 5th? (Yes, next year it is)

  • list mase orphanages with a baby girl named suri (run,!!)

  • queen latifah person telephone number (yeah, because that's online)

  • she's so pretty and witty intervention (she's my Kristy!)


volchok said...

Absolutely fucking hilarious. you're a genius.

Renee said...

You are so witty. Brilliant, I love the lets aim high.

Penny said...

This made my day!

"Yeah,fack her." Classic.