Looks like someone has been upping their diddling game! I think this is a brilliant move. It's nearly impossible to identify your diddler in a police lineup when you walk the streets wearing a face mask, all black clothes, and a black Freddie Kruger hat. I mean, your diddler could be anybody, really.
Michael Jackson was heading out of a Beverly Hills (90210) medical center yesterday when the paparazzi and those random fans who still faint when they see him (and wear one glove) snapped up some pictures of the King of the Past.
Is it just me or is it really amazing that Michael Jackson is still alive? No really. Think about it. You're kind of amazed too, right? Eh, good for him I guess. Shammmmore!