Thursday, January 15, 2009

Hey Kids, Daddy's Home!

Looks like someone has been upping their diddling game! I think this is a brilliant move. It's nearly impossible to identify your diddler in a police lineup when you walk the streets wearing a face mask, all black clothes, and a black Freddie Kruger hat. I mean, your diddler could be anybody, really.

Michael Jackson was heading out of a Beverly Hills (90210) medical center yesterday when the paparazzi and those random fans who still faint when they see him (and wear one glove) snapped up some pictures of the King of the Past.

Is it just me or is it really amazing that Michael Jackson is still alive? No really. Think about it. You're kind of amazed too, right? Eh, good for him I guess. Shammmmore!


EnuhCorK said...

There aren't enough posts using the word "diddling" on the internet. Thank you.

Home Improvement Guru said...

I think Michael Jackson is a freak! But I do have to admit, I heard "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" and I just couldn't help but roll the window down in my Jeep and blast it out. I didn't care that it was 37 degrees outside or that the construction workers by the Starbucks were looking at me funny. Sometimes, you just can't stop! LOL! I love your blog, you've got a great sense of humor, I reviewed your blog on our site, check it out @

Renee said...

Thank you, you are so funny.

Love your blog.