No folks, your hungover eyes are not playing tricks on you. The pictures above are actually of two separate people. First, we have the talented singer with a new nose, new chin, and new boobs. Her name is Heidi Montag. She was also on a reality show on MTV. Second, we have a talented singer with a new nose, new chin, and new boobs. Her name is Ashlee Simpson. She was also on a reality show on MTV. See the difference?
Both Ashlee and Heidi were the "big stars" at Pure Nightclub inside of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (baby) for the New Years Eve party. What joy. Seeing these two together makes me want to reinforce to the little girls of America (and possibly even parts of Canada) that anyone can make anything of themselves, even without the talent. All you need is either a semi-famous sibling or a reality show with low morals. Live that American Dream!