Deez is my life as a Cov-uh-gurl. Jaslene, the winner of America's Next Top Model Season Crap, was spotted with her collar bone and wacky toof at the premiere of America's Next Top Model: Obsessed party in New York City the other day.
I'm surprised that Jaslene didn't end up being even bigger than she is right now. I mean, if William Hung could make an entire career out of "She Bangs" why can't Jaslene bring herself to a whole new level thanks to her image as a self-described "Cha Cha Diva." Clearly, she the female Ricky Ricardo of our generation. Babaloo!