Seriously, was it not just yesterday that I blogged about Tori Spelling coming back to 90210 and now People Magazine is reporting that Tori Spelling is in final negotiations to bring Donna Martin's sweet as back to television. No joke, she better sign the contract because I don't know how many more times I can "report" on this. Hahah, I just said "report." I'm a professional.
Now, as far as the rumors go, random drunken people are saying that Tori was waiting for Shannen Doherty to finish up her contract so that the two wouldn't have to work together. Oh, and by "random drunken people" I, of course, mean me and by douche-bag friends.
I say Shannen should stick around, along with Jennie Garth, and now Tori Spelling. Bring back Valerie and, of course, Ray Pruit so he can....wait for it.....wait for it.....wait for it.....toss her down a flight of stairs! Ding! Ding! Ding! If I could ever interview Tori Spelling I would only ask her questions about that episode and then I'd see if she would allow me to reenact it with her. One can dream.
Just when I stopped watching the new 90210....they....just....might....suck....me....back.....in.